So I'm outside smoking a cigarette, a tad high
And as I’m listening to my iPod i hear this weird noise under the music, so I pull the earbuds out. It’s somebody’s fucking house alarm. Someone really close by just had a robbery attempt at 2:55 a.m. And I am stoned and the only one awake and so not prepared for burglars being loose. This is so not cool!
absoluteheroism.tumblr.com♥: This is Emily, she is... →
absoluteheroism: I understand that this must be a distressing sight to see, but for Emily, this has been reality. Emily was born in 2002 with hypoplastic left heart syndrome. This plainly means that the left side of her heart does not work. She has had three operations, one at 2 days old, one at two years old, and one at four to correct this, but when she hits her teenage years Emily will...
How sad-I just finished the last Freaks & Geeks episode :[ Godammit. Well, at least the Goonies is on. So, sorta win?
HAAAAHAHAHA!! Why is the Freaks & Geeks episode on pot SO SPOT ON??
crimeinexile: ambien walrus is requesting cheetos. Sounds more like mary jane walrus to me ;D
I am sick and fucking tired of reading those “letters from the womb” anti-abortion things. “Please mommy, I love you so so much! I want to hug you and make you proud, mommy!” AT 12 WEEKS OF PREGNANCY IT IS NOT A FUCKING CHILD!!! Those pictures you’re toting around with those idiotic letters attached are from partial-birth abortions and miscarriages. Do your goddamn...
kierkegaardss-deactivated201103 asked: uhhh i didn't mean that you should literally suck it lol. *awkwaaard*
kierkegaardss-deactivated201103 asked: yeah! i did a post in my dckevlar tumblr a couple of months ago about me putting together chile rellenos for the first time. i practiced a bit more after that but it's been awhile. my cousin knows a recipe with a sauce that's derived from chipotle peppers so when i make that sauce and the rellenos i'll post some pics and describe how good it tastes ;B
Ten followers, say whaaat?
How cool! A nice round number. Hello, new followers! (and the old ones, too) :]
Epic Fucking Win. →
Anyone else sick of the anti-cigarette commercials? “Did you know that in 1978, Big Tobacco blah blah blah?!?!?!” Really? You’re pulling shit from that far back? Grasping at straws, man. There is not one motherfucker who smokes & thinks it’s a goddamn vitamin.
So my best friend and I took Bart into San Francisco today, and what’s my reward for having to walk through the goddamn tenderloin? Motherfucking THIRD EYE BLIND playing across the street from my destination. For free.
Fact: I squeal like a child whenever I see lightning.